damn you, Ryan.

Hi!

I like a lot of things. I reblog most of them.
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tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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Look, the Pie!
Ancient proverb for defusing tense family situations (via shakeitallout)

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Lena Headey and Pedro Pascal for Hunger TV [x]

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flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

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arrestedwesteros:

Michael: Let’s burn this son of a bitch. It’s going to be our best summer ever, buddy.

Top Banana - 1x02

"Five months of peace is just what I want." - The Shining (1980)

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clannyphantom:

when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
imageimage

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omglobitsalex:

THESE ARE SO GREAT

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whetaver:

gf: come over

me: cant im a dinosaur and i died 65 million yrs ago

gf: im off my period

me: image

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astonishingly:

romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real

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pulpofiction:

a fanmix for that feeling you get when you read another mix description; characters described in vague terms, girls with power and boys with tragedies; metaphors abound like flowers in a meadow, their petals heavy with rain; i don’t recognize any of these fucking bands

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macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

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