damn you, Ryan.

Hi!

I like a lot of things. I reblog most of them.

flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

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dominickwithak:

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:


#it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’


#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:
#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey
Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER


#I Have A White iPhone 4S with a pink Camouflage Otter box on it

dominickwithak:

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

#I Have A White iPhone 4S with a pink Camouflage Otter box on it

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walmarts:

1.  who does she think she is, anyway

(via religiousdad)

pizzaforpresident:

lms if you cried

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callipygiian:

pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me nyquil

callipygiian:

pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me nyquil

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thickneyspears:

September 30th

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October 1st

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jennaanne01:

gloriaswanson:

Madeline Kahn ad-libbed the short monologue about her hatred for Yvette the French maid. 

Clue (1985)

THIS PART THO

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snlofficial:

kourtney looks like she was waiting all day for kim to ask a stupid question

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damianmcgintleman:

frenearden:

The only thing funnier than a pun is the look of utter disappointment, hatred, and/or disbelief from the people around you

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lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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